a 10000 stories building in Mumbai

 Neelesh
I prefer a label on my forehead to blinkers on my eyes.
Information | Birthday: 04 May 1973 | Current location: Mumbai, India
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Neelesh Misra

Neelesh Misra When I become very rich, I will build a 10,000-storey building in Mumbai and rent out apartments ONLY to those this city’s landlords turn away: Muslims, Kashmiri Muslims, single men, single women.

Saturday at 00:15

1. Sanjay Kaw Yaar what about married Kashmiri Hindus like me…
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2. Kavita Palsekar AMEN sir i know you shall… 🙂
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3. Neeraj Bhushan And one big hall (just) for friends.
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4. Jatin Gandhi I will use the lift of your building to go to the moon.
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5. Neelesh Misra ‎@Jatin: No, Gandhis not allowed to enter. 🙂
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6. Kavita Palsekar ‎:) ha ha sir how quick of you… gudnite sir.
   Saturday at 00:27 · Like
7. Shah Nawaz Khan lagta hai aap bhi Zakhmi hue hai Ghar ki talaash mien..
   nevertheless wonderful thought of building…..storey Apartments.
   Saturday at 00:34 · Like
8. Manish Sharrma we will fly kites from its top floor and they will touch the moon for sure …
   Saturday at 01:19 · Like
9. Shayda Bano how sweet…please make one building in chandigarh also…and do not forget to keep the rent low ..
   Saturday at 02:07 · Like
10. Sumegha Gulati waah waah waah!!
    Saturday at 02:28 · Like
11. Riffat Masood And hopefully pakistani diplomats once and whenever we reset up our consulate there
    Saturday at 02:42 · Like
12. Anjali Rawat Way to go……
    Saturday at 05:32 · Like
13. Vivekanand Ahuja ‎10,000 storeys matlab 100,000 ft high… Mumbai mein permission nahi milega… you’ll have to make it somewhere in a valley in Khandala, which will defeat the purpose.
    Of course you never know maybe by that time Khandala will be part of Mu…
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14. Manisha Pandey Unwed Mothers ?
    Saturday at 08:05 · Unlike ·  1 person
15. Ruchira Hoon-Philip When I get rich, I will break your building down and build a restaurant
    Saturday at 09:26 · Like
16. Monika Bakshi Singh Great thought…But, would you really do then??? if you do..I’l come to pat your back…for now my best wishes for your wish
    Saturday at 09:31 · Like
17. Shahnawaz Malik al deprived ppl
    Saturday at 09:35 · Like
18. Juhi Kaul shame on Mumbai. At one point,Bombay was the place to be..for all communities..a point of pride for bombay was its cosmopolitan spirit.sadly all kaput.
    Saturday at 10:45 · Like
19. Richa Sharma imagine ALL the blessings u will get!
    Saturday at 11:06 · Like ·  1 person
20. Yirmiyan Arthur What about Nagas, Neelesh?
    Saturday at 11:53 · Like
21. Neelesh Misra ‎@Yan: Yes they are most welcome. But isn’t that more of a Delhi mentality? Or is Mumbai equally discriminatory towards Nagas and other people from the northeast?
    Saturday at 12:02 · Like
22. Richa Sharma ‎@Neelesh: Much as it makes me feel bad, i have to agree with u.
    This is a Delhi mentality. Pathetic.
    Saturday at 12:33 · Like
23. Jerry Harel when i was in a taxi in mumbai. a hijda approached me for bagging. i said “nahin. kam karo”. he said : “kaun hijda ko kam dega ?”. i gave him some money. then i thought i’d better say : “jis kaa dil achchhaa hai. vo zaroor degaa”. but it’s probably to optimistic to imagine
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24. Maya Mirchandani when I become very rich I will leave all these cities and go live on the beach where NO ONE above the age of 5 is welcome without my permission. Caste/Community/Ethnicity/Relgion/Gender not withstanding.
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25. Subhash Pathak I would love to find some room in ur appt for those who spend thier nights on pavements under open sky…. just to save them from speeding cars of Salmans…
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26. Ganesan Kannuchamy Why only Muslims? As if all the other religious people had got an acre of land and penthouse each in Mumbai.
    Saturday at 15:40 · Like ·  1 person
27. Muzamil Jaleel ‎@Maya – what will happen once the children grow older – I mean once they turn 6
    Saturday at 15:43 · Like
28. Ranvijay Singh Satyaketu Unhen sabase pahale diya jana chahiye kyonki is desh me aisa sahas dikhana unake aantarik kuwwat ka praman hai.
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29. Naziya Alvi Hi Hi Hi, wish u all the best, i ll prefer the top floor 🙂
    Saturday at 17:42 · Like
30. Maya Mirchandani ‎@muz– as long as they get to me before they are 5 they can stay.
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31. Debasish Roy I plan to build railway links as radii to Mumbai from the rest of Maharashtra so that people stop being obsessed about living in Mumbai between open toilets
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32. Sonali Singh SOoo Nice of U , Wish U Buckets of GOOD LUCK
    Saturday at 21:16 · Like
33. Akhil Mehra Pseudo secular
    Trying to apeace muslims. Why only muslims? Why not poor people across caste,age n gender. Why not Sr Citizens who don’t hve anybody to look after. There a lot of groups that need shelter in Mumbai. Try to broaden yr vision
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34. Akhil Mehra Dislike
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35. Neelesh Misra ‎@Ganesan and Akhil: Don’t give me the pseeudo-secular argument now!! I have written my mantra on the top left for people like you only: “I prefer a label on my forehead to blinkers on my eyes.” … I am cool with being called pseudo-secular. I have often been called communal as well! But I am pretty sure you have never been told your face: “You are Muslim? Then I am sorry.” My broker was diseartened to know I am single, but felt reasssured when he realised that I am at least Hindu.
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36. Udaiveer Singh Rathore well there is place like this in Andheri (west) called MILLAT NAGAR, where the first 2 of the above, objectives are met, in true splendor.
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37. Udaiveer Singh Rathore just for F’s sake…
    n legally, if u say ONLY, then u wont qualify as a CHS (co-op Hsng Scty) as we know – practice in bumbay.
    i wud do the same for ANY one, who doesn’t have a place, to sleep, watch films, do STUFF, chill…
    n not selling one’self everyday, to JUST LIVE another DAY.
38. … on grounds totally non-theist.
    Wonder y u wud, say such a thing after ur recent book.
    ppl live by POPULAR perceptions- the HERD mentallity – is built in. (?)
    Saturday at 23:50 · Like
39. Udaiveer Singh Rathore single men YMCA
    single women YWCA.
    well they do have madarssas , convents… ;-]
    Saturday at 23:51 · Like
40. Neelesh Misra ‎@Udaiveer; Totally agree with you.
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41. Ganesan Kannuchamy ‎@Neelesh, I’ve never branded you any name for sure. My argument was why did your status say people of a particular religion were at risk buying or renting a home in Mumbai while there are places like Byculla in the city where you could see more Muslims.., only Muslims and less non-Muslims. Didn’t your broker take you there? Wonder if your broker is prejudiced.
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42. Parag Bhuptani Wow. Imagine a jet propelld lift, anti gravity on top floor… Suicides frm top floor nt possible..and the only building with a killer view of the stary nights…lots of adventure sports…additional revenue by renting out the space shuttle launch pad on the top to nasa…boss u are a visionary!
    Yesterday at 01:06 · Like
43. Parag Bhuptani Do you think we will need a visa to stay on top floors? U must name it ‘STRATOSPHERE’ or ‘SPACE’ or ‘ANTARIKSH’… I can make a brochure already.
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44. Udaiveer Singh Rathore well, for the record,
    no homo sexuals (lesbians on case by case basis!!!!)
    no police, well no one from the AUTHORITIES at all.
    new different PENAL CODE.
    free internet….
    calls for a new POST!
    Yesterday at 02:56 · Like
45. Udaiveer Singh Rathore read the FINE PRINT
    10,OOO STORIES!!!
    Yesterday at 02:58 · Like
46. Rajiv Vijayakar Neelesh-ji, reversal of discrimination often becomes discriminatiopn of a different kind. There are Gujarati and other societies that prohibit non-vegetarians too – in the name of morality. I hope that certain ‘Vishesh’ people are not behind your beginning to think along such lines!
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47. Neelesh Misra ‎@Rajiv ji, this conversation has totally spiralled from where it began! It was written in just a moment of poetic angst when a every single broker told me that I will have a great problem getting a place because I am single. I know that pa…
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48. Neelesh Misra I stand corrected, I need to amend this … The 10,000 storey building (!!) shall include EVERYONE turned away by housing societies, whichever faith they might belong to and whatever their marital status! Meanwhile, my house search continues. I have some on the shortlis, finally. Wish me luck.
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49. Ganesan Kannuchamy ‎@Neelesh, wish you good luck.
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50. Riyaz Fida Neelesh: You are the best! Thanks for speaking out. We all go through such things in life. For something or other about us, we are discriminated against – single men, muslim, kashmiri muslim, non-veg, north-eastern, this shit, that shit. We overlook, carry on. This is as much our country as anyone else’s, why accept this – we must confront this prejudice and eliminate it.
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51. Rajiv Vijayakar Like you, it’s a deplorable statement in a film that has made me justifiably angry, and not just for a moment. Crook being a bad film is fine, but to insinuate that a fanatic Indian, actually precipitated a series of events that made racist…
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52. Udaiveer Singh Rathore ppl see neelesh has CHANGED, owiing to SEVERVE FB pressure,
    now EVERYONE is OK!
    well book me on the 3rd floor anyways, as long as i can climb up n down w/ out a lift, its fine.
    still no cops, or homo-sexuals on my floor please.
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53. Praggamoy Dasgupta Sir i have a not so wise decision – either get married else follow the principle followed by illegal immigrants around the world to masquerade immigration officials ( in your case its brokers
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54. Udaiveer Singh Rathore ‎@DASg. u dont have to buy a cow to have milk.
    as the saying says.
    n as u not so wise. tru.
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55. Praggamoy Dasgupta you mean its a wise stratgy to implement
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56. Udaiveer Singh Rathore tell sudhir mishra, u will name the building…
    “… Hazaro Khawaise asi…
    … ki har floor par, dum nikle…”
    …well not sudhir then ghalib-sir for sure!!!
    dont paint it red, then ppl will think its in calcutta. ;-]
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57. Praggamoy Dasgupta why calcutta , could be kerela too or maybe NDTV’s office 🙂
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58. Udaiveer Singh Rathore i don’t rem, Kerla having LARGE RED BUILDING, like the Writers or Howrah stn, or any of the govt buildg, i thought it pre-dated the REDs, commis. (correct me…) NDTV is a bengalee, conspiracy, sarbo-nash…
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59. Praggamoy Dasgupta Sorry i mistook the irony of the colour RED in similarity with communism 🙂
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60. Udaiveer Singh Rathore well the irony of RED was INTENDED, n still is,
    all i said was, RED-Govt buildings, are found r in Cal only cause u see them like that in films etc.
    Waiting for mamZ CHOLBE NAAAA…
    … the building shud have an area 4 protest, demostrations, w/ a apartment close by for MAMz. ;-]
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61. Praggamoy Dasgupta hahaha , i know in calcutta go to the sahid minar prangan at around 12 in the afternoon there will be a political proceeding in process .
62. Samrat X         Good luck, mate. I went through the Bombay househunting experience, and discovered that the great metropolis is really a very large collection of ghettos. Hindu (various kinds), Muslim, Jain, Parsi, Catholic, etc. There are some general rich people ghettos and poor people ghettos too. It’s the only city I’ve been to where there’s a class system even in the building lifts. One for rich people, one for the ‘staff’. Also, the ‘cosmo’ crowd that gets drunk 5 nights a week at Zenzi or posher places don’t know any Marathi speakers at all, unless they’re deracinated. Great effing city.

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 Udaiveer Singh Rathore

WE are ALL To-GATHER. say(?) the FEMALES(women oops Womyn , fine!?)

 an idea for an app, device, plu-in. that is able to send a SOS, message no matter “WHERE-WHEN- ever, ANY how….”

SOS for everyone – old n sick n kids etc… especially

• TAGETED TOWARDS. young childs same 10-16 GIRLS from say 9-18 years Imagine a 13 yr old girl, who lands up in shit, say an Uncle of her Drunk or whatever, is attempting to DO SOME BAD THING(this is legal part)

n maybe just at a push of a BUTTON on the Mobile, on an iPod, ipad, ivodo, snifrr… or just on a braclet, a Hair-Pin (well women r stamrtr theY will find THEIR PLACE :-]

 An ALARM/SOS, is sent –

with GPS, enabled, lets them Know the LOCATION. of BREACH. (kind of location device Mouintainers use, – a Orange Block with a beeper!)

Process

1. to 3 PEERS of the Persom/users’ choice (who to -‘might have to be members too’ ?) more on that later. 2. These 3 PEERS are BOUND/HAVE TO. Whats’ happening? 3. Call, or msg, 4. TRY TO GET THERE, ASAP. or see if one of ur MATES/PEER is Closer to the LOCAtion than U R. (This will work great for intra- Family abuse.) 5. The SOSs can be kind of Rated 1 , 2 or 3 as per what the user, pervices the treat as eg threat level 1 is say a girl “feels ” threre is someone following her, eg. possible Assault. level 2 or 3 n so on… hightest being sexual assault -Killing. IMPORTANT ; to keep cranks at bay… . but ONCE THE SOS IS SENT. the sender has to be CONTACTED, n PHYSICALLY CHECKED ( in Authorities feel they can conduct, some medical/legal test, checks) 6. Say a Level 1 SOS, has to ANSWERED. in say 30 mins. start by sending ur VIA SOSs. to ur 3 mates/peer Going by EXPONENTIAL GROWTH, soon the no. cud be in million or billions, n then if NO ALL OK MSG is SENT, LEVEL goes up to 2, another 15 mins Level 3. POLICE COMES IN. anything’s possible. if ONE is will to SHARE with JUST YOUR MATES!!! THINK i know sounds queer. i’ll spell it out better, another Imagine is society (some other word perhaps) of just females. -push the idea, the society is a kind of Sorority – of female – HYDRO-phons (WATER-LOVING) run an DO-IT-ALL NURSES, HELP, Mother, Daughter. like say they might be called NUNs from a Convent. (i mean something like that) they assist as pure HUMANS, to help, old-aged, children, across the AIRPORTS OF THE WORLD Say a DHL-meets DOMINOS meets Mother Theresa… gtg. udaiveer. (PS- dont accecpt any mail from my udaiveer at HOTMAIL dot COM acc, it’s behaving strange)

Remixing AGE OLD cinematics techniques… …for making films, VERYYYYY CHEAP, n more creative freedom.

I have an idea!.

reusing or re-purposeing, the technique of REAR PROJECTION, as used in the past, for CAR (int.)

THE ONE LINER IS – HOW TO MAKE SETS-REAL LOCATIONS, FOR A PRICE OF A PHOTOGRAPH(s),

n can carry ur LOCATIONS on a DATA STICK,..

Now, the  idea for new uses…

for a location – INTERIORS ONLY, that is required for a scene, say a small room in a Chawl, or a slum (OPEN WINDOWS AVOID- a tricky – but- can be done)

Take a VERY wide Panorama at least a 180 degree sweep Horizontally (prefer 360). just till the ground/floor level. ( w/ DSLR n QTVR, it’s very easy to produce, the best quality ie cutting edge stuff, read ILM-G. Lucas)

here is an example of a QTVR FILE… u will need QUICK TIME on a PC ( n Mac plays by default

1. a STICHED PANORAMA 360 degree Horizontal (PAN)

360 degree sweep of my courtyard.

2. This is a QTVR .mov will open in quick time or any web browser as long as it has a QT plug-in, most-likely it will.

This is just a 360 degree horizontal only, one can also do 360 degree vertically, ie TILT, TOP/sky/roof/Floor/ground.

IT looks like a simple still RIGHT ? now,

drag ur cursor/mouse pointer (press the Left Button) n voila u cam pan in which ever way u want.

N NOW THE BIGGGG THING,

PRESS THE SHIFT KEY n IT WILL ZOOM IN, n PRESS THE CONTROL KEY n it will ZOOM OUT,

u can do both PANNING N ZOOM AT THE SAME TIME!!!

SORRY this blog, does not allow .mov

SO here is a screen grab video… OF QTVR, ( done in about 30 mins so look rough n no tripod, so cud not do a vertical 360, ie. sky n floor/ground. (well its not  needed 4 this eg.)

QTVR PANO

HERE IS THE VIDEO LINK, I CANT POST VIDEOS ON THIS… I DIDNT KNOW THIS!!!

utube link

m4v better quality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb14wyMgiSA

3gp low quality (for mobile phones)   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYY9oOrdi9s

A Flickr LINK

m4v better quality   http://www.flickr.com/photos/udaiveer/4996901710/in/photostream/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/udaiveer/4996901710/

3gp low quality (for mobile phones)    http://www.flickr.com/photos/udaiveer/4996915490/

2. Now BACK to STUDIO.

Erect 3 sides FLATS (SCREENS) like three wall.

.             The Screen has too be the  Exact size of the walls of the ACTUAL Location(photographed).

this wud be important, so even camera-motion, is seeamlessly matching the B/G (projections)

• n using three VIDEO PROJECTORS, project the PANORAMIC image u have taken of the location, on the three screens.
• (alternately  – The shooting camera n the projector will have to be CRYSTAL-Synced, else there might be some BANDING, n artifacts, also one will have to use Progressive n not inter-laced mode. optionally one can use, old style SLIDE PROJECTORS as the are FULL FRAME (PROGRESSIVE) n there a not fields,  or flicker than can happen, but this eliminates the possibility of using motion in the B/G ( Screen)

the MAGNIFICATION/ZOOM/angle has to be 1:1 on Projection.

i.e. if there is a 1ft scale on a rack on the wall, it shud be exactly 1ft when projected on the screens.

(This is the most important, to get a perfect match, even where actors/foreground movement happens)

Note. the 3 Flats shud BE ROUNDED, seamless, no edges, b’cause,

….(TMI: cause the EDGES of the WALLS will be the LINE OF MERGING the 3 projectors, can using KEYSTONE manupulation to give a NEAR PERFECT EDGE to the camera, n AVOIDs any motion TRACKING in POST, Keystone ERROR is like the ADS تu see on the Cricket grounds, where the LOGO looks CORRECT, straight to the camera, when seen, OTS. of the BOWLER, but when u see another camera angle of say a fielder walking over the LOGO, it looks TAPPERED ie. slanting, wider lower part n narrower top part, THIS IS THE WAY THE LOGO IS PAINTING ON THE GROUND, n u see the EFFECT WORK!!! got it? noo? OK. never mind the tech …. ;-]

To make the SET complete n REAL,

u will HAVE TO MAKE THE FLOOR, as real as possible,

POP, plaster, wood, paint whatever, like old MASK PAINTERS. or still a LARGE sheet of VINLY, with the floor texture u want,

also to enrich/make it error FREE, put some props on the floor, n maybe some thing on the Screens as well, (this will need some fine thiinking… ie. planning. )

This far better than Chroma/green screen, n no motion tracking, or ney EXTRA POST CGI.

• I’m going to do a trial for this to, check how to get the exposure to match the floor/actors, n the rear projection.

SURE we will need tons of cutters n barn doors.

but the new LED. lights a very direction-control able, n dont SPREAD too much even when SOFT.

Next wud be replace the Flats or screens with VERY large say 20×15 feet wide LED displays,

with this the added benift wud be u can enhanse the rear screen, n if need be one can use DIFFERENCE MATT ( like the Kylie Minogue video),

n if one can aford it use Motion control camera mounts, so the ease of making changes, n being able to use dynamic background, n motion in the B/G, (i.e. view from a window, ( u can chroma n motion track it as well like the moving paintings in Harry Pottter films.

But with this tech, u eliminate the need for elaborate SFX team n post time n money.

USES….

1. Being able to film in location where it is not possible to shoot a Film.
2. Excellent solution for minimising OUTDOOR, location, ( for lo-no Budget films), no hassles of permission, crowd etc.
3. able to show element of time-lapse by just re-touching the PHOTOGRAPHS of the REAL LOCATION, ( say a switch-board, over a period of looks DISTRESSED/old/used). Ideal for ADs.
4. Can do PRODUCT-PLACEMENT ie. in FILM marketing, After the film is shot, n the advertiser get to choose what/where/how wud the want to be PLACED. This is a more liberating way, creatively as one is not BOUND to say/show/use PRODUCTS, n r free to make the FILM, without being confined to some – actions/activities…
5. TOTALLY ECO FRIENDLY ;-]

LIMITATIONs-

1. a complete 360 degree shot, wud be very challenging, not IMPOSSIBLE.
2. need more effort if the Roof/ceiling is in the frame, it can be done, but the best way to light the foreGround/actors wud be from the Top/TARAFA/CATWALK.
3. there will have to be a minimum distance the actor has to maintain from the screen, cause of light FALL OFF. (well can be used n an eye candy effect but wud not work as REAL, or will have to Colour correct – masking -rotoscoping et al.)

THE ONE LINER IS – HOW TO MAKE SETS-REAL LOCATIONS, FOR A PRICE OF A PHOTOGRAPH(s),

n can carry ur LOCATIONS on a DATA STICK,… forget story boarding… it’s a gonna… they better change the medium to painting on “floors”

This is just the thought, n a lil simple explanation for ppl who are in Film-making.

So, please ask for more info if u n

POINTS

eed.

n PLEASE POINT OUT THE I HAVE MISSED OUT…

3 mins a Day Friend

“3 minute a Day” – all the “CONTENT products, info, video audio, news will Tailor made to be JUST 3 Mins. (new stuff very day)

like say via RSS, n the user/display.

next level of iPod like devices.

n facebook,kind of Augmented reality…

via…a tech called Shift-ables. (small devices that talk t each other, when near each other)

sharing content anonymously, Filtered by YOUR PEERs.

How to get red of unsolicited trade SMSs

@Can these text messages with the “Sauna Slimming Belt” ads stop getting bombarded on my phone?

YES.

one way is BLOCK the sender, if the r using the same, sender name/no.

usually such sms’s adress starts with TM (trade msg) or TD.

so in ur phone u can set a ban on all msg sender whoes name starts with TD or TM.

but if u use phone banking n get updates frm ur bank, or such like, mark them as exception.

Worked for me.

or if u want to get ur revenge…

… do as they ask u to, place a order for 10-20 of their products, say Pay on Delivery for the mode of payment. (also u can give the address of a griend u DONT’t like)

n if the BELTS do come to u then catch hold of that guy, beat him, tell the cops, or just say What the Fck!!!

teh wholoe rational of bulk sms s is that they knw not more that 1% we respond.

I learnt this trick, by sending Blank Business letters that Banks keep on bombarding u.

It works cause sending a postage paid envelope is free, they have to pay only for the letter they recieve…

cool eh… learnt from a commi friend of mind.

if this doent work then i’ll tell u some more tricks

@Can these text messages with the “Sauna Slimming Belt” ads stop getting bombarded on my phone?
YES.one way is BLOCK the sender, if the r using the same, sender name/no.usually such sms’s adress starts with TM (trade msg) or TD.so in ur phone u can set a ban on all msg sender whoes name starts with TD or TM.but if u use phone banking n get updates frm ur bank, or such like, mark them as exception.Worked for me.
or if u want to get ur revenge…… do as they ask u to, place a order for 10-20 of their products, say Pay on Delivery for the mode of payment. (also u can give the address of a griend u DONT’t like)
n if the BELTS do come to u then catch hold of that guy, beat him, tell the cops, or just say What the Fck!!!teh wholoe rational of bulk sms s is that they knw not more that 1% we respond.
I learnt this trick, by sending Blank Business letters that Banks keep on bombarding u.It works cause sending a postage paid envelope is free, they have to pay only for the letter they recieve…cool eh… learnt from a commi friend of mind.
if this doent work then i’ll tell u some more tricks

WILT- How to DOWN SIZE a MacDonalds, EXTRA xtrovert staffer in INDIA

what did i say abt the Godhra incident that makes u feel like I’m a doctor (of WEED!)
though I do impersonate to be a lot of things at diff places,
say a big store like levis, lee, i ask em questions n they think i know their BIZ, I can be a merchandising manager n tell them some thing cool about their co/Brand or b 4rm an Ad firm dealing with their shop/biz/brand.
my fav is Mac Donald’s.
There r these SENIOR staff (floor managers=blue shirts- lots of STARS) n they want 2 know if all is well n thing i can do… kinda guys, fill up form (i love fukin the guys mind up!!!)

“I Always ask a stupid question, like

what/why are there dots, n push in buttons like on a drink COVER (cola, n other aerated products)

There r 2 words n dots (BRAILE 4 the BLIND) on the cover it says DIET ::॰;.:… and OTHERS/regular :’:.,०,’॰

out of 100 staffers only 2 will get it right, (after a lots of prompting)

…i gave u the clue here (Braile)
the dots r Braille (4 t/ Blind)
so the blind can know if the drink is diet or not (cause anyone can see the drink n say its Cola, Sprite, or Orange-ish….

…BUT U CANT TELL THE DIFF WITHOUT TASTING, 2 know if it’s a DIET DRINK!!!!

yeah, i figured it out myself,
I usually go alone n have to stare at the damn drink cover,
n day by day i figured out what it is. (PS NO ONE Told me, n the reason i give, NO ONE has ever NOT Agreed)
then the best part, I say ask otherz, n the whole staff KNOWS u, n the next time they don’t try to UP-SELLING (with cheese, with….) so u pay more than what is written all over the place.

But after getting the answer i always get more fries n faster service.

PS. At MaDz order the burger that is not not the WAITing Slanting Table, that way u get the most freshly made burger, n it does taste better when it is just made…

… and they SERVE YOU on the table.

n u r a known customer(so they rarely try the marketing gimmicks)

WILT-EVERY THING U HAVE SCEARCHED SINCE U HAVE A GOOgLE gmail ACCOUNT, is stored n IS KEPT, even if u have a hotmail account see teh acthd pix. creepy. Its a bonanza for marketing dudes, as long as the pay “the big G”. same 4 utube.

EVERY THING U HAVE SCEARCHED SINCE U HAVE A GOOgLE gmail ACCOUNT, is stored n IS KEPT,

even if u have a hotmail account see teh acthd pix. creepy. Its a bonanza for marketing dudes, as long as the pay “the big G”. same 4 utube.